Monday, April 14, 2008

eggsams are here damn it

wah lao tingshu you suck leh so smart wtf stop viwawaing and ruining people's strict studying regime by instigation you are a nehneh i hope you will keep losing in bridge heeheehee i shall attempt to post an entry without punctuations and paragraphing hahah i wonder if this irritates people and i wonder if the examiners will mark you down even if its an A script and i wonder who can read the entire entry in one breath hur hur hur pardon this insane entry its probably due to the stress but im not like qy who cuts his hair (hahahaha) when he is stressed maybe i should try or people should start trying and telling others that with every snip it boosts your GPA by an average of 1.0 or 0.5 up to you all to decide so why not everyone start taking out your scissors now and by the way from the news that i gather it seems like manutd is kicking asses and cweiting is making a huge fuss by defaming The Great Team in his MSN nick cweiting you be careful cus i learn in business law (come on biz and acct students pls agree with me and start whacking your theories here its a good platform for practise) that if you say something untrue about someone or something and it is communicated to people other than the intended party you can be sued so unless you want to be sued for defamation cweiting i suggest you come over to the Red Side and start cheering for manutd too woohoooos although i have no clear idea what the heck is going on all i know is that my boyfriend is in the team and he's playing and contributing to the team's winnings and the team is on top of the table now so i guess thats all it matters so far anyone attempted to read this in a single breath although its not very long but it may enter you into the Guiness World of Records and if that fails at least you can enter into the Singapore's Book of Records (i dont know if there's such a thing i anyhow pom one) cus i dont think people will actually attempt to do these kinda things but in the event that someone actually tries and GETS into the record book please do not forget to include that this entry was written by chen wanxin thanks very much anyways after crapping so much its time for the bottomline of my entry which is to wish everyone goodluck for the exams i am secretly hoping that everyone else is just as gonefucked as me you know how humans are born to be selfish just like cute lil girls praying to god in all innocence that if god cant make them skinny then at least make their friends fat hur hur hur but no la i still have conscience so i sincerely hope that everyone does well including me please please please god if you cannot make me smart at least make the examiners blind thank you very much okays i should get back to studying just in case my prayer request doesnt get granted boohoos ogays good luck everyone i still am not gonna include any punctuations and paragraphs so i'll just end off like that bye bye lots of love wanxin

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